1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,959 There's a prize for the department who raised the most money, 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,879 and we shan't be outdone by Antiquities again. Not on my watch. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,239 I didn't know you would be here. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,359 - I was going to tell you the other day. - We've got jobs to do, so.. 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:13,279 Do you think that Claudette from Antiquities is Lee's other option? 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,839 We're already losing. We need to do something bolder, Nina. 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,079 Oh, Mr Buckland! Surely this will advance my understanding 8 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,520 of the prehistoric era. 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,559 I'm sorry. It's not right. You're my friend. 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,479 I think he might be in love. 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,239 Lee's moved on and...I've already lost. 12 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,879 Love isn't a competition, Nina. 13 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,319 It's about being yourself 14 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,839 and letting someone love that version of you. 15 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,879 - So Lee's free? - Doesn't matter. It's done now. 16 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,239 - I should just...let him go be happy. - Give the boy space. 17 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,519 - Or I could go find him. - Obviously, that's what you should do! 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,640 Then let's go! 19 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:53,479 Are we going to power walk the whole way? 20 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,319 I just need to find Lee and tell him how I feel 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,519 and if my feet slow down, then my fear of rejection 22 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,079 and being vulnerable will win, so fast feet, family! 23 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,879 - VOICEMAIL: - Hello, you've reached Lee's phone... 24 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,810 Why is he never answering his phone?! 25 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,159 - Are you coming to Pizza Pizza Pizza? - Now? 26 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,639 - Well, the voucher's only good for tonight. - Oh, you're kidding me! 27 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,639 Are you coming? We're all guaranteed two slices each. 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,039 - Pizza? - Nina! 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,679 I can't. I'm going to go and declare my feelings for Lee. 30 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,639 - Nina, the bus! - Sad you won't be joining us, though. 31 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,079 You can call dibs on my slices. 32 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,799 See? I told you these things always work themselves out, didn't I? 33 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,920 - We're going to miss it! - You did, Declan. Thank you. 34 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,320 Wait for me! 35 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,520 SHOUTING: Excuse me! 36 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,959 Sports fans. 37 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,559 The key is to not engage with them. 38 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,550 If you ignore them, they'll ignore you. 39 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,199 What's happening, Bo Peep? 40 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,960 I'm not Bo Peep, obviously. I don't have a crook. I'm Mary Anning. 41 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,319 Mary Anning! The famous fossil hunter. 42 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,199 You know the poem She Sells Seashells On The Seashore? 43 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,999 Mary Anning is the proverbial she. 44 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,320 Oh, right. 45 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,680 - CHANTING: - Ma-ry Ann-ing 46 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,959 She sells seashells 47 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,839 On the seashore 48 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,320 Ma-ry Ann-ing... 49 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,880 - You ready? - NO! 50 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,399 - You want a big life, Nina? Live it. - Yeah. 51 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,359 But then...tomorrow, can...can I have a small life again? 52 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,639 Just...just for a wee bit? 53 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,399 You can spend a whole 24 hours in your room 54 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,270 - and not speak to a single person. - OK. 55 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,479 What I'm going to do is I'm going to go in there... 56 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,159 and I'm going to tell Lee I'm sorry 57 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,839 and I'm going to tell him how I feel. 58 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,479 And...and if he doesn't want to see me again, then, that's fine, 59 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,719 because at least I've spoke to him, you know? At least I've tried 60 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,399 and I'm not just sitting about for six months 61 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,079 wondering what would happen if I did something. 62 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,359 Well, I know I did that before 63 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,159 but I'm not doing that any more because now I am going... 64 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,839 - ..towards the door. - She's going towards the door. 65 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:09,999 Look, I get it. 66 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,079 You're the BEST person I know at avoiding discomfort. 67 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,959 You get a bad feeling about something, 68 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,079 you don't allow it in your life. 69 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,839 I didn't know about your whole velvet cushion thing 70 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,839 - before I moved in. - Well, they feel alive, Ranesh! 71 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,719 Sometimes you've just got to push through the bad feelings 72 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,079 - to get to the good ones. - Yep. 73 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,919 - OK? - Mm-hm. - I've seen you do this 74 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,719 - You're a pro at this. - Yep. - Hey? 75 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,760 - Do you want us to come in with you? - Yes! - OK. 76 00:03:31,761 --> 00:03:35,719 I can see a shadow. I think he's coming to the door. 77 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,160 It's happening! 78 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,959 - You're not Lee. He's not Lee. - No, I'm not. - Is he in? 79 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,919 Wait. Is...is this like a... 80 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,359 - ..a sex thing? You know, the bonnet and the weird couple? - Hi. 81 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,559 No. Look, I just need to find Lee. 82 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,280 MOBILE CHIMES 83 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,279 - Nina... - YOU'RE Nina! 84 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,319 MOBILE CHIMES AGAIN I really should have led with that. 85 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,199 Oh, I've heard about you. That explains the sex bonnet. 86 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,799 It's not a sex bonnet! It's a professional bonnet. 87 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,839 - Nina... - Just give me a minute! I just need to find Lee. 88 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,079 Do you know where he is, please? 89 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,799 - Do I look like his mum?! - I don't know what his mum looks like! 90 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,319 Look, all I know is he came home and then he stropped 91 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,799 back out of here about an hour ago. He seemed upset. 92 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,600 Nina, Amber's in labour. 93 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,679 So you don't know where Lee is? 94 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,239 - Nah. - Come on! 95 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,870 - It was nice to meet you. - You too. 96 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,159 Professional bonnet? 97 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,839 Amber was at Mum and Dad's for dinner, 98 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,799 and Mum said her water's broke - I think. 99 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,039 There's a LOT of emojis, but Bo's not answering his phone, 100 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,399 he's gone AWOL and Amber is refusing to leave the house. 101 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,279 After hearing the stories at the baby shower, I think, 102 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,319 if push comes to shove, I could deliver a baby. 103 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,039 You fainted when my mum stuffed a turkey. 104 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,959 HE GUFFAWS 105 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,599 - No, I didn't! - OK. 106 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,439 We should go find Bo. Maybe he's gone AWOL after what I said. 107 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,759 Yeah, but maybe try the coffee man again 108 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,810 and let him know we were looking for him? 109 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,959 {\an8}Hi, Lee. It's, erm... It's Nina. 110 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,839 {\an8}I've just been at your flat. 111 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,759 {\an8}Your flatmate wouldn't tell me where you were, 112 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,999 {\an8}but I think that's good because of GDPR laws. 113 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,359 {\an8}I have to go to my mum and dad's now, but listen, at the museum, 114 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,879 {\an8}I...I felt this feeling and I'd never felt it before, 115 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,839 {\an8}and I didn't know how to handle it and, and it made me behave badly. 116 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,839 {\an8}And...and...and I really want to say sorry, but sometimes... 117 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,199 {\an8}sorry seems to be the hardest word. 118 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,559 {\an8}- That's Elton John! - Yeah, I know it's Elton John, Evie! Stop interrupting! 119 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,959 {\an8}Look, next time I see you, 120 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,079 {\an8}I-I'm going to say all of the things that I want to say to you 121 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,119 {\an8}and there's so many things that I want to say to you, 122 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,839 {\an8}but I need to say them in person. 123 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,639 {\an8}I'm in the middle of this family emergency and I need to go, 124 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,919 {\an8}but please, please phone me back when you get this, OK? 125 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,119 {\an8}And don't go breaking her heart. 126 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,119 Sorry. I'm going to be an auntie! 127 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,839 Can you un-send send a voice note?! 128 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,559 - You can't un-send love, Nina. - Oh, balls. 129 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,120 - Come on! WE'RE GOING TO BE AUNTIES! - Aunties to the bus! 130 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,480 Why, hello there. 131 00:05:52,411 --> 00:05:55,639 I thought you said she was in labour? 132 00:05:55,640 --> 00:06:00,119 I'm not. I'm fine. Diane's just overreacting. 133 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,319 What are you wearing, Nina? Is this a new phase? 134 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,399 No. Dad, it's a work thing. 135 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,599 Well, Amber's water's broke, so we think... 136 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,319 The bubba was just doing backflips on my bladder. 137 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,679 I'm fine! I'm not in labour. 138 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,559 Where's your brother? Was he not at your museum day? 139 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,639 That was his excuse for not showing up to the Gammathon. 140 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,919 It's a marathon for gammon. 141 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,679 Have you eaten today, Nina? You want me to stick you on some gammon? 142 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,360 No, Dad, I don't want any gammon. 143 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,439 SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 144 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,439 Are you sure she's having the baby just now? 145 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,919 Well, she keeps going very quiet and bending her forks. 146 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,439 I'm not having the baby, guys. It's just some cramps. 147 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,880 Well, she does seem very sure. 148 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,040 I've got this. 149 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,639 HE WHINES 150 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,959 Argh! She's having the baby. 151 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,039 - No, I'm not! - OK, go! You need to find Bo. 152 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,159 - OK. - Someone get Ranesh ice. - Why don't you know where Bo is?! 153 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,359 - Let's just... Amber... - We're all one big family... 154 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,479 THEY ARGUE 155 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,599 - I don't know where he is! - With a grape... 156 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:08,559 Hello, Bo. It's me...your sister... Nina...Dr MacArthur. 157 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,559 I've been looking for you. Can't find you anywhere. 158 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:12,800 Nina! 159 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,079 Bo? 160 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,999 Nina, I'm in the shed! Open the fucking door, Nina! 161 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,440 Everything's going to fall! 162 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,599 - Help me! - Oh, God! - I've been 163 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,679 - Do something! - What happened?! 164 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,639 Dad. I was keeping the shelf up with his ladder 165 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,039 and I moved it to get to that bag 166 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,039 and then Nana's ashes went flying, so I caught them. 167 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,040 Fucking buttons! 168 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,039 BO LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY 169 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,799 Stop messing with your fucking cape! I'm nearly dropping our Nana here! 170 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,200 - Come on! Argh! - I'm coming! OK... HE YELLS 171 00:07:38,201 --> 00:07:43,279 - Never...touch...Dad's...ladder! - There you go, Nana. Safe and sound. 172 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,039 - That's his rule! - One, two, three... 173 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,560 THEY GROAN 174 00:07:47,561 --> 00:07:50,199 When the shelf started to collapse, 175 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,199 I knocked Nana's ashes off of there 176 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,159 and there I was, trapped in this Freudian fucking nightmare. 177 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,759 Either allow myself to be crushed by the weight of my own childhood 178 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:02,279 or destroy the last remains of my beloved great-granny. 179 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,080 Beloved? 180 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,079 SHE LAUGHS 181 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,160 She was mental! 182 00:08:05,161 --> 00:08:08,119 She used to feed us Baileys and milk 183 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,319 to keep us quiet during The Bill omnibus. 184 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,610 I still get sleepy when I hear that theme tune. 185 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,039 Bo. 186 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,279 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said you were a fuck-up. 187 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,399 Och, I've been called worse and you were right. 188 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,239 No, I wasn't right. That's why I'm sorry. 189 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,039 You're not a consistent fuck-up. 190 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,119 You fuck up occasionally and when you do, 191 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,600 oh, it's spectacular. 192 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,479 You're solid and you show up when we need you. 193 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,600 You're not a fuck-up. 194 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,479 HE EXHALES 195 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,240 SHE SIGHS 196 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,399 Oh. 197 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,159 Oh! 198 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,839 - It's Mr Timmy Willy. - Your Timmy Willy! 199 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:00,279 - I finished my list. - You finished your list! 200 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,039 Oh, and just in time. 201 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,480 THEY LAUGH 202 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,999 - Wait, just in time? - Amber's waters broke 203 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,639 and she's refusing to leave the house. 204 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,879 - SHE SNORTS - What? - Yeah. 205 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,239 Amber's in the house? 206 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,599 Yeah, she's in the house with Mum and Dad, Evie and Ranesh. 207 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,559 She's in labour and she's pretending she's not. It's so weird. 208 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,879 - Why didn't anyone tell me?! - Stop shouting at me! 209 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,919 I tried! I phoned you. I didn't know you were hiding in the shed, 210 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,279 - sulking during the birth of your child. - I wasn't sulking. 211 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,679 Ju... The birth of my son? 212 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,040 - Get out of the way, Shagrid! - Well, go! 213 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,799 RUNNING FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING 214 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,759 Oh, Bo, where have you been?! 215 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,239 - In the shed! - He was stuck. 216 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,279 I was screaming for ages. 217 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,119 Oh, that's what that noise was! 218 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,559 - Did you move my ladder? - He did. 219 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,759 Come on, let's get you to hospital! 220 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,559 God, you're all being so dramatic. 221 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,079 I know my body, guys. 222 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,999 I did a self-doula masterclass online. 223 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,919 This is... This is not labour. 224 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,399 - DIANE: - Right, I'm calling an ambulance. 225 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,439 I'll grab the Calpol. 226 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,679 No! I've had Toni Braxton hicks before. I'm fine. 227 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,040 Yeah, she's fine. 228 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,200 Yeah, she knows her body. 229 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,639 She's fine. She's fine. 230 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,359 - YELPS: - Get... Argh! 231 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,479 She's not fine now! 232 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,519 It's just a little ache. 233 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,519 Amber, you're the mother of my child. 234 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,039 I don't want to tell you what to do, but we need to go to the hospital. 235 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,800 I don't want to be in labour... 236 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,359 ..so I'm not. 237 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,079 Amber. Amber, look at me. Look at me. 238 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,839 This is a time for logic, yeah? 239 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,559 No amount of manifestation or wishful thinking is going to stop 240 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,119 that baby from clawing its way out of your body. 241 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,679 That's his job. That's his... 242 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,559 That's his biological imperative. 243 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,679 And do you know what? 244 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,399 He's like his mum. He's stubborn. 245 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,110 Knows when he wants to make his entrance, like his mum. 246 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,050 Yeah. 247 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,879 I... I d... 248 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,199 I don't want to alarm you all, but... 249 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,119 I think I'm in labour. 250 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,719 And I think I'm coping with it really quite well. 251 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,159 That's what I just said! 252 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,919 Leave it. Can you stand, love? 253 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,079 I can't! 254 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,959 - DIANE: - I think the ambulance might be a wee while. 255 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,679 The contractions are too close together. 256 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,439 We might have to do this in the house. 257 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,479 I'm not giving birth in a car! 258 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,719 OK, Dad, did you get the go bags for emergencies 259 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,159 - that I sent you the link for? - Bean, they cost 300 quid a pop. 260 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,279 I'd rather just die when the world ends than spend that kind of money. 261 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,319 OK, OK. 262 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,760 AMBER GROANS 263 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,759 Ahh! Ah, ah! 264 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,519 It's happening. Sweet baby Jesus, it's happening. 265 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,959 OK, I'm going to need you to get ice, water, hot water, cold water, 266 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,319 towels, linens. Yes? 267 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,850 - Wow, Nina. - I've been rewatching Grey's Anatomy. 268 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,599 Bo, hold one hand. Evie, hold the other hand. 269 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,879 We're going to say nice things like, "Well done." 270 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,959 AMBER GROANS LOUDLY 271 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,799 THEY ALL SCREAM 272 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,519 WELL DONE! WELL DONE! 273 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,239 Oh... Oh, it feels quite different in real life, doesn't it? 274 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,599 - ADE: - I've got ice poles. Any use? 275 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,799 I'll have one. 276 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,279 I've brought the good towels, darling, 277 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,679 so don't worry if you ruin them! 278 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,679 - AMBER: - No, not the guest towels! 279 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,679 - You're our guest! - No! 280 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,239 - DIANE: - She's family! 281 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,519 - Will I bring the family towels?! - AMBER GROANS 282 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,879 Er, the groaning is getting... getting louder. 283 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,839 Nina, you're the doctor. You need to help me deliver this baby. 284 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,199 Bo, I am not that kind of doctor! 285 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,079 Do we know how dilated Amber is? 286 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,359 It's crucial we track that. 287 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,599 Yeah, my thesis was on Lower Jurassic decapods. 288 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,879 Nina, you're the smartest and most powerful woman I know. 289 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,279 You can do this. 290 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,559 What about me?! 291 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,039 You are so pretty! 292 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,799 I a-aaaam! 293 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,479 - Yes, she is! - Dad, can we get the car? 294 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,559 It's too late. 295 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,399 That baby is coming now. 296 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,719 OK, we're going to do this! 297 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,199 I'm going to deliver a baby! 298 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,119 That's what I'm going to do! Do you know why? 299 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,519 Cos I've got three degrees! 300 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,599 Three! 301 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,559 Call the midwife? I'M the midwife! 302 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,759 - Hello? - Hello! 303 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,799 - OK! - Hello! - OK, I'm going 304 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,319 I can look at Amber's vagina. I can look at Amber's vagina. 305 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,879 - Lurch, get out the way. - Oh, good. 306 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,719 This isn't your responsibility. 307 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,240 - I'm going to do this. - Yeah. 308 00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:50,919 - I'm going to deliver our baby. - Yeah. 309 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,760 AMBER GROANS LOUDLY 310 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,759 Oh, come tae Daddy! 311 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:54,880 Hello? 312 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,399 Thank fuck! 313 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,559 Erm, you know, your front door's lying wide open, yeah? 314 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,279 She's the one having the baby. 315 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,119 Right. OK, can you give us a wee minute 316 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,879 - and we'll just give Mum a wee check-over? - Oh, yeah. 317 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,559 - Yeah, happily. - Mum! 318 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,639 I'm going to be a mum. 319 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,999 I-I'm here! I'm here! 320 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,159 I got Nina's message about an emergency. 321 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,479 I brought the first-aid box. 322 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,279 I'm having a baby! 323 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,359 Congratulations! 324 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,359 Look at that - a man who's always prepared. 325 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,679 I like him, Nina, I like him. 326 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,730 - Hospital. - Oh! 327 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,079 - You came. - Bad timing, eh? 328 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,319 Sorry. 329 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,159 I think I have to go with my family. 330 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,679 Maybe we could talk later? 331 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,759 Stay. We've got the NHS. 332 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,359 We don't need you on the case, Dr Shagrid. 333 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,800 Told you I'd fix it. 334 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,530 Cola. 335 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,200 MUSIC PLAYS FROM CAR 336 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,120 I'm glad you came. 337 00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:03,839 I didn't think you were ever going to talk to me again. 338 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,160 That would never happen. 339 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,039 I'm so sorry, Lee. 340 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,239 I-I-It's fine. You don't have to... 341 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,520 - ..you know, go into all... - No, I do, because I was wrong... 342 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:16,079 ..and I knew I was wrong, 343 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,759 and I worked out I was wrong by myself. 344 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,639 Nobody had to tell me. 345 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,200 And I want to say sorry properly, so... 346 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,600 ..I'm sorry. 347 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,159 Thank you, Nina. 348 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,319 - You're welcome. - I'm sorry too. 349 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,960 I let it get too far too. I was being an arse. 350 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,879 Maybe just a wee bit. 351 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,839 And I know it was really mean to do that scene with Clay, 352 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,599 but I just wanted to beat you and Claudette so badly. 353 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,519 Eh?! I wasn't even playing! 354 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,879 Yes, you were! You were...you were... 355 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,319 ..laughing at her jokes and smiling. 356 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,840 - Yeah. Yeah, no, I was doing that. - Mm. 357 00:14:52,121 --> 00:14:55,079 Wait, so was that retaliation? 358 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,639 HE GASPS 359 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,559 Were you jealous, Nina? 360 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,120 Well, the thing is, when I look at you, I... 361 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,559 SHE SIGHS 362 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,599 I'm running out of words today. 363 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,280 Can I just show you something? 364 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,400 Ho-ho-ho! 365 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,720 Wow! 366 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,079 I can't believe I finally made it into the inner sanctum. 367 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,199 Is it everything you dreamed it would be? 368 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,279 I feel like Laura Dern. 369 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,040 When I was on the Isle of Wight... 370 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:43,559 ..I discovered a new species of Mesozoic dung beetle. 371 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,399 What?! 372 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,079 Nina, that's so cool! 373 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,130 I know. 374 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,919 I know dung beetles aren't that exciting, 375 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:58,079 but they can tell us a lot about what a dinosaur ate 376 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,439 and its ecosystem. 377 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,519 And Dr Dunne said that I should name my find 378 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,159 after the person I missed most on the dig. 379 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,839 So, at first, I thought of calling it Evie, 380 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,319 but that didn't make sense because... 381 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,280 ..there was somebody that I missed more. 382 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,200 It was you. 383 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,759 This is yours. 384 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,119 Eocoprophagus Leei. 385 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,719 It means "Lee's early poo eater". 386 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,319 I was waiting for the right moment to tell you. 387 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,720 I named it for you. 388 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,600 You named a shit beetle after me? 389 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,920 Are you offended? 390 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:49,079 It's maybe the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me. 391 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,999 LEE CHUCKLES 392 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,039 Which, hearing it out loud, 393 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,160 is possibly a little sad, but, erm... 394 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,560 ..remains true. 395 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,600 HE GASPS 396 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,570 Yes. 397 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:15,479 What I'm trying to say, via the medium of dung beetle, is... 398 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,599 you know how... You know how you feel something, 399 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,919 and you just feel it, and you say, "Oh, I have a feeling"? 400 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,399 I-I can't do that. 401 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,760 I-I feel a thing and I can tell you... 402 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,599 ..if it's good or if it's bad, 403 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,759 or if it's big or if it's small and what the cause is, 404 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,519 but I-I-I can't name it, I can't identify it. 405 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,119 I mean, all the things I can identify 406 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,199 and my own feelings aren't one of them. 407 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,599 HE CHUCKLES 408 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,359 And, erm... 409 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,440 Oh... 410 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,719 I have this big feeling for you. 411 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,839 And it's bigger and it's brighter 412 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:56,439 and it takes up much more room than all of my other feelings, 413 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,599 and I think it might be... 414 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,919 ..I think it might be love, but I don't know. 415 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,160 All I know is it's... is it's a big...a big feeling. 416 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,320 I've got a massive feeling too. 417 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:12,559 Are you being salacious? 418 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,999 No. No, no... 419 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,519 Nina, no, you dirty bugger! 420 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,760 THEY LAUGH 421 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,159 I-I'd like to try and be a relationship person. 422 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,479 I'd like you to be the person that I'm a relationship person with. 423 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,530 I'd, erm... 424 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,079 ..I'd like that too. 425 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,919 I don't...I don't know if I can do relationships like other people. 426 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,750 Who says we have to do relationships like other people? 427 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,359 May I kiss you...Dr MacArthur? 428 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,320 I really like that you said "may I" and not "can I". 429 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,199 Oh, he's a handsome bastard. 430 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,679 He was surprisingly well preserved. 431 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,359 Ah. 432 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,519 What was his name again? 433 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,799 Eocoprophagus Leei. 434 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,920 Eopocoraphagus Leei. 435 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,920 SHE SNIGGERS 436 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,920 So close. 437 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,919 Look who it is. 438 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,079 It's Mr Timmy Willy. 439 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,959 Get that scummy little bear away from our baby, Bo. 440 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,679 This is going to be a family heirloom. 441 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,880 Hello! 442 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:58,199 - No chance. - Will your mum and dad be here soon, darling? 443 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,359 Oh, I've no idea. 444 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,519 They're always looking for an excuse to stop by the Tebay Services. 445 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,679 - Oh, it's fantastic, isn't it, Di? - Hmm. 446 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,279 Sometimes we go just for a day out. 447 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,719 KNOCK ON DOOR 448 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,999 Oh, look. It's Auntie Nina and Uncle Coffee Man. 449 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,439 - WHISPERS: - Congratulations. 450 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,599 - ADE: - Where did you two get off to? 451 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,119 Erm...w-w-we were looking at specimens. 452 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,679 Specimens? 453 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,959 OK. 454 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,010 - AMBER: - Come on. 455 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,600 - Me? - Mm. - Oh. 456 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,959 Can I just say, I've always been Team Lee. 457 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,479 - Oh. - S-She was. 458 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,119 Especially after that song you wrote about her. 459 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,879 It doesn't matter what you do... 460 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,399 That's not about me. 461 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,119 That's a song about people who don't know how to dance 462 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,279 learning to dance. 463 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,879 You wrote a song about Bean? 464 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,399 - LEE: - Inspired by. Yeah. 465 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,119 Oh, Nina, your dad wrote a song about me once. 466 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,999 I'll dig the cassette out and you can hear it, Coffee Man. 467 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,359 We'll compare notes. 468 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,410 LEE CHUCKLES 469 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,919 What's his name? 470 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,959 - Arthur. - Oh, lovely. 471 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,520 Arthur MacArthur. 472 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,690 Come and say hello to your nephew, Lurch. 473 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,360 That's it. 474 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,370 Oh... 475 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,170 Hello. 476 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,450 SHE SNIFFS 477 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,400 Are you getting a wee bit emotional, Dr MacArthur? 478 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,959 Aww! Nina's getting soppy. 479 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,320 I'm not getting soppy, I'm just tired. 480 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,560 I've had a really long day. 481 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,719 I had do four big things today, 482 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,759 and usually I only do one. 483 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,359 I've never seen you cry over a baby. 484 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,879 I'm not crying! 485 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,519 Ach, you don't listen to them, Bean. 486 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,359 You've always been very emotional. 487 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,439 Ah, leave her be. 488 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,040 She had to do four big, hard things today. 489 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,519 Four big, hard things in one day, Nina? 490 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,959 You'll be knackered. 491 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,479 Oh, no, no. It's... I didn't mean it like that. No, I... 492 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,759 That is what he meant. 493 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,319 - Why would you... - Hey! - No... 494 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,679 In front of the baby? 495 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,719 On his first day in this planet? 496 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,770 Er... 497 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,240 - Oh! - Oh! 498 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,240 THEY LAUGH 499 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,640 He's beautiful, Amber. 500 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,399 Can I... Can I leave now? 501 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,920 I've held the baby and hospitals gave me the Timmy Willies. 502 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,050 Thank you. 503 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,400 Can you get me some crisps? 504 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,399 HE EXHALES, CHUCKLES 505 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,200 THEY LAUGH 506 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:58,119 You weren't weirded out that I wrote a song about you, are you? 507 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,719 No. 508 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,639 - No? - Mm-mm. 509 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:07,599 Now I finally know how Joe, Joe, Tom, Matty, Calvin, 510 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,879 Harry, John, Taylor, Travis and Jake feel. 511 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,639 - The lovers of Taylor Swift? - Mm-hm. 512 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,690 - I've been doing my homework. - Thank you. 513 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,319 Should we hop on a train to Knutsford? 514 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,839 - Absolutely not. - Ha-ha! - I never want to go back there. 515 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,799 - But it's our favourite place, Nina! - Oh, we need a new favourite place. 516 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,519 Ooh, I can do research and then compile a list, 517 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,639 and then we can go visit all of the contenders 518 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,839 and pick which one is the best. 519 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,319 Wait, so you want to... You want to... 520 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,759 You want to meet at a designated area at a preconceived time 521 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,679 and do some kind of, what, specific activity together? 522 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,639 Yeah, that sounds good. 523 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,799 What a novel approach to relationships, Dr MacArthur. 524 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,519 - You could call it "going on a date". - Mm. 525 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,710 - LAUGHING: I know you're making fun of me. - I AM making fun of you. 526 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,570 HE CHUCKLES 527 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,839 So what now? 528 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:07,919 Now...I would like to go and sit in a very dark room and be quiet. 529 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,970 Mm. 530 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,680 You could come with me? 531 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,879 You want me to teach you my song? 532 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,159 Ooh, yes, please. 533 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,639 OK. So you have to go... 534 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,199 - WEIRD HIGH VOICE: - ..really, really high. 535 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,639 THEY LAUGH 536 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,720 It doesn't matter what you do 537 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,280 As long as what you do is true 538 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,360 It doesn't matter what you say 539 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,920 As long as you do it your way 540 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,279 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh 541 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,919 Ooh, ooh, ooh 542 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,520 Ooh. 543 00:24:55,570 --> 00:25:00,120 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0